Monthly Archives: February 2013

Beverly Hills Season 3 Episode 13

I’d like to call this post… Who’s in my Camp?

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Before moving onto the tea party, I suppose I should quickly go over the beginning of the episode.

Kyle is getting ready to meet with Lisa and she’s telling Mauricio about how nervous she is or whatever. When she goes to meet Lisa she comes up with some BS that Lisa can take care of herself and she didn’t think Lisa needed back up. Kyle starts crying, which is just overly dramatic. Kyle wants them to just move on and stop holding grudges. Nevermind the fact that she gives Lisa a reason to hold a grudge…

Yolands and Brandi get together. Yolands thinks Brandi has been great and Adrienne needs to get over herself. I agree! “Who is Adrienne Maloof in this world?” Right.

 

Tea Party

Now the gates open up to Villa Rosa– Lisa’s home which has an Indian sort of vibe to it…much like SUR. She’s busy setting up a little get together for the girls. This is also a plug for Vanderpump Rules because some of the boys who work there are helping her out.

Brandi shows up looking like a million bucks. Now, I’m definitely Team Brandi at this point. But I won’t say she’s THE most beautiful person in the world. She definitely has an awesome body. But for some reason, maybe it’s her makeup or the pink highlights her face well, she’s looking very pretty.

Brandi gives Taylor a tour of Lisa’s house.

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Marisa shows up to Lisa’s. She looks cute too. The girls are looking cute. I love this tea party style.

Adrienne is unfortunately invited. So here she comes in her black dress, ruining the vibe. Kyle’s dress isn’t too summery either.

And Bravo. C’mon! C’mon! FAYE? Ughh, why is Faye going…

While we are on the subject of Faye going to the party. Kyle tweeted saying Lisa had invited Faye. Lisa responded by saying it was a lie. Very juicy drama on Twitter. These crazy ladies.

Bravo, I said I was going to boycott scenes with Faye in them and so far I have. But since this whole episode is frankly about the tea party, I cannot. Still, hate her. And I think most viewers will agree.

Taylor points out Adrienne has been selling stories. Can I sell stories? That sounds like fun.

The three worst girls in the B Hills arrive in the same limo. Adrienne, Kyle, and Faye. Everyone is confused as to why Faye is there.

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Camille shows up looking so cute. This was a good outfit day for most of the ladies. She brings gifts to Lisa to try and move forward from dinner and exclaiming that Lisa doesn’t own SUR. Lisa accepts.

Where’s  Kim? Kim’s not coming anymore because her dog hit her in the nose job. (That’s a new one).

So, I love tea. And watching the house maids make the tea and bring out all the goodies brought out a good amount of jealousy in me. They all sit down to formally drink tea…I guess. The table is pretty and pink. And…it’s pretty awkward. Everyone’s glancing around like something’s going to happen, especially when Lisa says everyone needs to get over the stupid stuff and be thankful for what they have.

The boys bring out these little tiny sandwiches. I would eat the whole damn tray. But the ladies slowly pick and eat while they open their gifts. Everyone gets a robe. That’s a little weird, but hey. It’s probably a very expensive robe and I’d take it.

Taylor gets drunk again and laughs obnoxiously. She gives everyone the finger when they tell her to do a flip or something. She says something like, “If I break my neck, I’ll have to sue everyone here.” AWWWKWAARDDDDDD. Everyone’s silent.

Kyle says she’s very excited about the white party. Taylor brings up last year and being kicked out of the party. It gets quiet again and Brandi tries to lighten things up. Lisa asks Brandi and Taylor to carry something into the kitchen. Obviously doesn’t need to be brought in, but she wants to talk to them. Everyone else at the table can see it too. Lisa, once she gets her aside, tells Taylor to cut the innuendos and cut the crap.

Adrienne says there is no law suit. Camille for some reason thinks its her job to tell everyone. I find it kind of creepy and very Camille Season 1 when she says, “She’s not suing her!” and smiles. Her smile looks too happy and excited, like a kid about to get cotton candy or something.

Taylor is upset because when Russel sent a letter, it was the end of the world to the girls. But when Adrienne does it, it’s okay. Taylor thinks Adrienne is lying about the lawsuit and letter. Adrienne says, well look at Brandi’s track record. Oh right. The track record where everyone calls her liar..but she’s usually telling the truth.

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Finally Brandi is back at the table. Adrienne says there is no lawsuit. Brandi, looking like she wants to get over it, says good. But Taylor won’t let it go. She says Adrienne sent the letter. Adrienne says no. Brandi is shocked that she’s lying.

Adrienne gets very defensive. She keeps saying Absolutely not….

Now we move onto the camps…

Adrienne then goes onto say Brandi accused someone from her “camp” about saying false things about her. I guess Bernie was the one who did it! Adrienne says, don’t you attack Bernie…Well, Bernie doesn’t exactly have the best track record. In fact, wasn’t there some kind of drama going on about Paul suing Bernie about spreading rumors? I thought I had read that somewhere. There’s a shot of Kyle and she looks very happy about the bashing on Brandi.

In an interview, Lisa tells us she thinks Adrienne is lying. A letter came from her camp. Again with the camp! Is this the buzz word of the day?

Who’s in my camp? My mom. My boyfriend I guess…if he doesn’t eat all the s’mores. That about wraps up my camp.

Brandi says she apologized in an email where she CC’d all the ladies so they couldn’t keep saying she didn’t apologize. They raise their voices and Brandi decides to leave. Good. I’m glad she’s choosing to walk away, but swearing at Adrienne as she walks away isn’t the best choice.

Kyle laughs that she’s never coming to one of Lisa’s tea parties ever again. This little drama queen. She loves it.

 

Final Thoughts

Adrienne’s a liar. Her camp needs to get their shit together.

 

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Twitter Battle: Yolanda v. Marisa

Woah-oh!

Looks like things are alive with the sound of angry tweeting.

Apparently Yolanda wasn’t in love with Marisa’s blog…wait so Marisa has a blog now too. Is she an official housewife or what? I don’t read the blogs, but maybe I should. They seem to be quite juicy. Missed the fight that happened around 7 PM Central Time? No worries.

 

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Seeing as I’m totally Pro-Yo, Marisa falls down even further in my book. Tsk, tsk. Is it just me or does she tweet like a girl in junior high? UMMMM!! WHATEVER!!!!

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Beverly Hills Season 3 Episode 12

We’re back in Vegas with the ladies!

 

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They’re all having loads of fun on the stripper pole except for Debbie Downer Marisa. Ick. What a buzz kill. She makes a comment about how being on a pole doesn’t empower women. Is she saying it degrades them? Maybe it’s a matter of opinion, but I sure as hell know I feel on top of the world when I go out dancing. Lighten up, Marisa! It’s fun. When she does have to go up to the pole, her half-assed bun bouncing all the way there, she keeps making comments on how she’s not sexy. That’s like…not sexy. Marisa moves down a couple points on my love meter.

In fact, after last night, she moves down quite a bit more. After a twitter fan asks whether or not Alex McCord (remember from NY?) thinks her and Marisa look alike (they kind of do), Marisa says it’s not a compliment at all! Ouch. Simon steps up to his wife’s defense and tells Marisa “#shameonyou.” She then goes on to throw small jabs at Simon and says he shouldn’t be reading this because he’s a man. Excuse me?

Bad, Marisa. Bad.

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The Purse that No One Bought

Anyway, we go on to see Adrienne going to some meeting about her new purse/accessory line. What’s with these housewives thinking that people want to buy a bag with their name on it? It’s absolutely hideous. No one’s going to want to buy it. Not even at Marshall’s.

She makes a very bad jab at Brandi, saying she chooses to make a living selling bags and shoes. Brandi has to do it on a pole. 1) Your line is not going to be successful because a) your style sucks and b) no one wants an Adrienne Maloof bag. Lots of bullet points going on here. And 2) Girls want to go out and have fun. Period. So even if Brandi wasn’t there, they’d still do it! Hence, it will be successful 3) Maybe Adrienne can get a roll in a movie as a Freddy Kruger stunt double. Seriously, has any one ever asked Adrienne if she was happy with the way her face turned out? Maybe then we could also find out if she’s delusional.

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Kyle gets a call from Kim in the limo, informing her that Kim’s going to get her nose done. Yolands doesn’t think it’s a good idea. The anesthesia is not a good thing for Kim.

Paul gets his back lasered to remove the hair. Every time Adrienne and Paul are on screen they are bitching at each other and this is even more stressful to me than the girls ripping each other apart on a reunion. It is so awkward.

Kim goes under to get her nose done.

 

Dinner and Jabs

This is where shit gets good. Dinner in Vegas.

The table is really pretty and all. The girls talk about Kim’s situation with her surgery. They are all worried that the pain medication Kim will take for her surgery will make her go back to her addictions. It’s a good point, but Kyle doesn’t think it’s very on concerning Kim. Yolands is worried as well.

Kyle gets very defensive when people ask why Kim wanted to do this. Kyle for once sticks up for her sister saying that maybe she is strong enough to do it and she really wanted it. They all move on and cheers, but Kyle has this very annoyed look on her face. Something tells me she doesn’t want to hide it either. I think Yolands sees it too.

Camille is sad Adrienne isn’t around. Yolands says she chose not to come. That’s right. Brandi says that she just doesn’t agree with her. Lisa asks Brandi to bring up the hidden secrets going on behind the cameras.

Apparently, Adrienne wanted to meet with Brandi, saying they were going to go against Lisa during the (last) reunion. Brandi called Camille freaking out. Camille said she knew that the other women were going to go after Lisa. Camille denies this and jumps up, very defensive. And watching this as the moment, I agreed with Lisa when she pointed out that Camille wouldn’t have gotten so riled up if she really didn’t say that. Camille gets high and mighty and tells Brandi that she is lying.

Very quietly, Camille says she will not stand for it, gets up, and struts away. Kyle jumps up and wobbles to her. Camille says Brandi is lying. Even in her interview, she says she did not say she knew about the ambush. She comes back and gives some bullshit about perspectives and how everyone sees things differently.

Brandi comes out saying Adrienne doesn’t own the Palms. She only owns 2% or something like that. Kyle thinks it’s very mean to say. So then Camille comes out and says that Lisa doesn’t own SUR. Lisa is all WTF, I invested in it (51%), dumb dumb. I never said I own the whole thing. Yolands doesn’t understand all this commotion. Who cares. Adrienne’s not here. She chose not to be here. Why is this conversation going on?  It’s no ones business who owns what.

So then Camille jumps up and says, “THAT’S THE POINT YOLANDA.” And gets all finicky and jumpy. Yolands shooshes her like a child and Camille checks herself. LOL. It’s so funny.

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The girls jump up. Yolands is over it. She says they’ve wasted 3 dinners about this. In an interview, she says Kyle loves the drama. OMG, she does. She so does. Kyle is that girl who huffs in the corner that she hates drama, but is the first one to make a face or jump into something. She is such a gossip girl.

Brandi says she clearly knows where Camille stands. Camille is all, “What does that mean?” Yolands gets the hell out of there in her private plane. This is not worth her time.

So they all get up to finish dinner. Kyle says she feels stuck between Adrienne and Lisa. Um, no you don’t. Kyle is Adrienne’s attack dog. Though I don’t know why. Adrienne’s face could scare anyone away by itself.

Here is the real cool part. Camille and Brandi are standing in a hallway after the dinner. Camille is all upset that Brandi said Camille knew they were going to attack Lisa on the reunion. Brandi recalls the conversation with Camille on the phone, asking her whether or not she should meet with Adrienne. Camille says, yes I remember that. And Brandi asks her, “Don’t you remember the rest of the conversation?” Camille says something like, “I remember parts of it…but you put me on the spot by bringing it up.” Oh so interesting.

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If that’s not a confession that she actually did say it and that she outright lied by denying it the whole time and played the “Brandi lies” card when she didn’t lie, I don’t know what is. On top of it, she tells us in an interview that she never said it. So now she’s lying to us too. Naughty, naughty, Camille. Way to throw Brandi under the bus.

Back In B Hills, Kim is recovering from her surgery and she made the decision not to take pain meds.

Lisa and Ken talk about Kyle being a shitty friend. Kyle tells Kim about Vegas. BLA BLA BLA.

 

Final Thoughts

Seriously, where’s Taylor? Ohhh, there she is. In the preview, giving the ‘look’ to Adrienne. That’s going to be good.

Also, Camille is a liar! Just fess up to it. They know they all talk shit about each other anyway.

 

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Happy Puppy Bowl Sunday!

It’s the day all us fans have been waiting for…Puppy Bowl Sunday!

I feel like there’s some other type of competition I’m forgetting…but who cares when this is going on:

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May your day be filled with taco dip, wings, and brewskies. If you feel like you currently live in the arctic like I do, stay warm, my friends.

 

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When my boyfriend picks up the remote while the Housewives are on–

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(not mine. from here.)

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